passionpeachy:

former-beautyqueen-deactivated2:

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

he ate an olive from an olive garden salad and said “these aren’t grapes”

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oh this about me I’m just he/himming myself as a treat. olives are gross

dump him

ok

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aisforarthur:
“ Arthur Dodges the Draft
” aisforarthur:
“ Arthur Dodges the Draft
”

aisforarthur:

Arthur Dodges the Draft

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trashboat:

subway employee(uncomfortable): w-would you l-like it toasted?

me:

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thankgoodnessforme:
“ cardozzza:
“ lightnjoynstuff:
“ oakydokey:
“ honeygoblin:
““Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean...

thankgoodnessforme:

cardozzza:

lightnjoynstuff:

oakydokey:

honeygoblin:

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

@cardozzza

I love the mental image that tag creates

The bees when you give them the tea:

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pyronoid-d:

wuevosama:

This happened when I told a friend you CAN parry Havel but he wouldn’t believe me. So he handed me the controller

ITS LIKE HE KNEW I WAS THE ONE IN CONTROL
T H E R O C K W A S A F R A I D

Havel really fucking sizing you up there he was calculating that shit like

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